NEWS FLASH . . . WAL-MART BROKE!!! SUES BRAIN DAMAGED WOMAN FOR OVER $400,000

In a recent flip-flop of economical status, the gigantic big box sell you anything retail monstrosity Wal-Mart is in need of more money! Although Wal-Mart cannot even render a guess of monies made over the years that get close to anything less than the word BILLIONS . . . they must be having financial struggles. It seems that Wal-Mart sued a former employee, who after a car accident was left brain damaged, for money paid on her behalf to the insurance that Wal-Mart provided for the woman. The woman had won a settlement with the trucking company that caused the accident but . . . 'The Shanks didn't notice in the fine print of Wal-Mart's health plan policy that the company has the right to recoup medical expenses if an employee collects damages in a lawsuit.'

Hehehehehehehe . . . Translation: Wal-Mart is greedy, people are sheep, it is capitalism at it's finest and no one will care.

Thanks G.W. Bush for reminding us to spend our tax returns to help save the economy. I think I will go get something huge and expensive at Wal-Mart.